Friday, May 22, 2009

Perv in the office

Everyone's walking pass me in slow mo. Times ticking much slower than usual. I guess it's the sheer lackluster that's infesting this whole damn office and my colleagues.

I just realized that one of this prominent decision-maker in my office is kind of a perv. You're not gonna trick me into telling you. Not so fast yet.

His much questionable attitudes towards males is very much in the spotlight now.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

New Colleague

There's a new colleague in office. It's a she. She told some of the office girls i looked familiar to her. What are her intentions of doing so. I am leaving this for everyone to ponder.

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Baby, are there any good jobs out there?

Okay. Just in case any good samaritans readers who happens to drop by decides to lend me a hand, i SERIOUSLY am looking for a new job, better, a new career path.

The reason i am writing this out is of cause, i need a better pay and a new challenge.

Anyone with good advice on how to deal with my situation is very much appreciated.

Sincerely,

Adam Kuek

Text me @ 014 687 9316

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Please Help Your Furry Friends

Isn't this typical behaviour of Malaysians? When there is no longer any need of us they just discard you..




















About 300 stray dogs were rounded up by Pulau Ketam residents and deported to an isolated island to fend for themselves.Over half of them are already dead and the remaining ones may not live long. A rescue mission is being mounted and your help is needed.

If you have a heart, please help by going through http://www.mycen.com.my/rescue .

To donate or help, e-mail TV Smith at tvsmith@mycen.com.my or Sabrina Yeap at yeapwen@yahoo.com.

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Like a leopard that never loses it's spots

Drowning with all the thoughts of feeling lost,
How would life passed me by,
Will you eventually see me as yours,
Or a reflection of the person that used to be in your life.

-adamkuek-11-04-09

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Friday, March 13, 2009

That gentle pat..

What do you do when your boss gives you that very odd and gentle pat on the back?

Yes, this morning as i was tidying up some of my worklots, he came from the rear behind, laid his 70++ hands on my right shoulder and grin cheesily at me.

For once, i was totally lost as to what it ( the lascivious look ) really meant, as he is not known to be one 0f those very approachable type.

So, i was taken back by his rather sneaky approach that i hastily asked about what he was doing. To my relieve, he was actually bringing in some of his relative's home grown banana's for my colleagues.

As i was unable to hold my own after receiving one of his so-called power pat that i unknowingly ask were the banana's his, of course in a very subtle manner.

Hell, the banana's certainly looked ripe and elongated. Much like how a male's reproductive system is. Somehow that question got my boss in stiches.

I am taking a wild shot that he was thinking about probably something which i was thinking as well. By the way, despite that rude awakening, i was delighted that each & every part of my bodily appendages stayed intact , for now.

You never know what might happen when a much older & lonely guy meets a rather younger and energetic guy like me. You go figure.

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Monday, March 09, 2009

If you were my friend..

" you're losing each of every friends you have slowly ... but surely. "

Oh, i just can recall vividly how the words were uttered through that sweet and luscious lips of yours my friend. But i have to admit, for some reason , that very reminder of yours keeps lingering at the back of my head no matter how much i try to shove it out.

Now, you got me thinking if it was true that i am losing my friends just because i spend less time on them laughing, drinking and clubbing til the wee hours then so be it. I will just make do with those who truly "understands" , than rather criticise.

What astounds me more is that you, my friend, who is culpable of fault-finding, backstabbing, degrading others at freewill for your own sake and has this overwhelming gift of self admiration of oneself could even advice me on how and what i should and should not do in maintaining a friendship, something which you had failed miserably.

It amazes me to no end of your cowardice which is well known, and of how you preach to every ladies out there of your personal attributes which you generously sprinkled onto yourselve throughout the years somehow had the fortitude to stand in front of me and counsel me.

I am not interested in your so-called "A True Friends Honest Advice" considering you had been secretly hiding behind that veil while smearing my good name all these years you narcissistic fuck.

You are just like that two-faced scoundrel from Batman.

I am not angry with you, I pity you, my fiend.

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Trimming the lawn...

I am totally aware that i don't write alot ever since i got myself entangled in a massive web of girl-guy relationship.

I am getting rusty with my ideas and the fact that i have to spend most of my time patronising that someone means i have even less time to log onto my hot chick hook-up sites for extra corricular activities.

Even football training sessions had been monitored and sort-of controlled by that somebody significantly. The excuse reason : To prevent me, from getting injured, and injuring others in the process. ( which i really doubt was the main reason in stopping me from attending future football sessions )

Even though i appreciate the concerns regarding on my well-being but then again, i can't see the rationale of having an hour or so off for my football which might hamper / jeopardise the relationship that she currently enjoys.

What can i do then when i am bored. I have yet to be totally deprived off my favourite sport but then again, i wont count out the possibility of it in the near distant future. What other fun things could i do to stimulate myself besides trimming my own pubes , as what my friend had earlier advised me to do which i am having some reservations on. Thanks Aaron for your advice by the way.

I will keep that in mind , hopefully not, i hope.

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Neh Guh Shee Lah Myun(If only you were mine) - Jo Sung Mo